45+Best life quotes

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best life quotes

best life quotes

best life quotes
Best life quotes

LIFE WAS MUCH EASIER WHEN APPLE AND BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS.

I LOVE MY JOB WHEN I AM HOLIDAYING.

THINK ABOUT IT ..EVERY TIME WE LOOK BACK AT OURSELVES FIVE YEARS AGO WE THINK WE WERE AN IDIOT.

IT'S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. Simply THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON'T SAY IT.

I AND MY WIFE LIVE HAPPILY FOR 25 YEARS… AND THEN WE MET…!

CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK, EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID, EXCEPT YOU.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENIUS AND STUPIDITY IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS.

I WISH I COULD RECORD MY DREAMS AND WATCH THEM LATER… …

ONE WISE GUY INVENTED MOBILE APPLICATION WHATSAPP… ..AND HIS WIFE ADDED LAST SEEN FEATURE.

SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I' COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF, IN THE END, IT'S ALL WORTH IT.

I'M COOL BUT GLOBAL WARMING MADE ME HOT.

IF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BRING YOU 'DOWN', IT ONLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE 'ABOVE THEM'.

A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS… BUT IF I STOP THE STONE THEN IT STILL TAKES A LONG TIME FOR THE MOSS TO GROW.

COINS ALWAYS MAKE SOUND BUT THE CURRENCY NOTES ARE ALWAYS SILENT! ?THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS CALM and SILENT.

INTELLIGENCE IS LIKE UNDERWEAR. IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE IT BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOW IT OFF.

MY "LAST SEEN AT" WAS JUST TO CHECK YOUR "LAST SEEN AT".

DEAR MATH, PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, I'M TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU.

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE SENTENCE YOU JUST FINISHED READING.

\ I SPEAK MY MIND. I NEVER MIND WHAT I SPEAK.

ACCORDING TO MY POLICE REPORT, I HAD A GREAT NIGHT OUT LAST NIGHT.

IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR ME TO SUCCEED BECAUSE MY ROAD TO SUCCESS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

LIFE IS LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY, YOU USE THE NEGATIVES TO DEVELOP.

WHENEVER I THINK OF QUIT SMOKING, I NEED A CIGARETTE.

WHEN YOU FAIL, TRY AGAIN. THIS TIME MORE INTELLIGENTLY.

SPEAK TRUTH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID.

IF YOU LIKE ME RAISE YOUR HAND, IF YOU DON'T, RAISE YOUR STANDARD.

WHEN YOU ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING, STEP INTO THE UNKNOWN.

YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE TO HELP YOU BUILD MUSCLES, BUT THEY CAN'T DO PUSH-UPS FOR YOU.

IT'S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. Simply THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON'T SAY IT.

YOU CANNOT RECEIVE HAPPINESS UNTIL YOU LET GO THE PAIN.

I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE GOOGLE, SHE WILL UNDERSTAND ME BETTER.

I HAVE NO TIME TO HATE PEOPLE,… WHO HATE ME… BECAUSE, I'M ALWAYS BUSY IN LOVING PEOPLE, WHO LOVE ME.

PEOPLE SAY ME BAD… ..BUT TRUST ME I AM THE WORST!

SAVE WATER, DRINK WINE!!

MY FRIEND ASK ME, HOW IS YOUR LIFE? I SAID SHE IS FINE.

I AM "SINGLE" BECAUSE I HAVE NOT FOUND SOMEONE, WHO DESERVES ME…!

MY FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME, TOGETHER MAKE SOUND GREAT!

THE GREATEST PLEASURE IN LIFE IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN'T DO.

I AM NOT FAILED, BECAUSE MY SUCCESS IS LOST.

RULES ARE MADE TO THE BREAK!

WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO, DON'T DOUBT OR HESITATE, HELLO TO GREAT and GOODBYE TO GOOD.

ALWAYS CHOOSE, CORRECT PATH FOR SUCCESS!

WHEN YOU FEEL GIVING UP, REMEMBER WHY YOU HELD ON FOR SO LONG TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IF YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE, YOU ARE NOT REALLY TRYING.

IT'S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. Simply THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON'T SAY IT.

THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE PEOPLE, WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS.

DO NOT WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME. BRING IT.

TOMORROW IS ALWAYS FRESH, DON'T DO MISTAKES IN IT.

NO MATTER HOW "Occupied" A PERSON IS… IF THEY REALLY LOVE, THEY WILL ALWAYS FIND THE TIME FOR YOU.

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU… I DON'T FEEL SO ALONE.

HAPPINESS IS WHEN "LAST SEEN AT" CHANGES TO "On the web" AND THEN TO "Writing.."

SHOULD TRANSFORMERS TAKE CAR INSURANCE OR LIFE INSURANCE?

I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT:)

I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OR SAY ABOUT ME, I WAS NOT BORN ON THIS EARTH TO PLEASE EVERYBODY.

LOVE MARRIAGE IS LIKE DANCING IN FRONT OF SNAKE AND ASKING HIM TO BITE.

I WISH I HAD GOOGLE IN MY MIND AND ANTIVIRUS IN MY HEART.

SECOND CHANCES ARE FOR LOSERS… .EITHER WE DO IT IN FIRST PLACE OR LIVE IT FOR OTHERS.

YOU CANNOT RISE SUDDENLY IN THE WORLD, EVEN A SUN CANNOT.

FINDING A BEST FRIEND IS TOUGH, KEEPING THE FRIENDSHIP ALIVE IS TOUGHER.

YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG YOU ARE UNTIL YOU'RE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE.

DON'T TELL ME TO CHANGE, I CAN'T PERFECT MYSELF ANYMORE.

DON'T WAIT FOR THE MOMENT. IT WILL NEVER COME IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT.

I NEVER FORGET A FACE, BUT YOURS TOO UGLY TO ERASE FROM MY MIND.

A BIRD JUST HIT MY WINDOW. I WONDER IF GOD IS PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS WITH ME.

DID YOU GET ANY TEXT MESSAGES LAST NIGHT? Gracious! MY PHONE WAS DRUNK.

DO YOU KNOW THE ROOT CAUSE OF YOUR DIVORCE? IT'S MARRIAGE.

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR, BUT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT.

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